太太更新脑洞啦！这次是邻居冬盾au~

I wish you would write one of those AUs where like Bucky's the delivery boy for seemingly every place Steve orders from, and they sort of start up a mutual crush/back-and-forth camaraderie over small-talk about Steve's dinner choices--and then it all comes to a head when Steve doesn't order any food for like a WEEK and Bucky shows up on his doorstep uninvited all ARE YOU DYING!? (I BROUGHT YOU CHICKEN SOUP JUST IN CASE!)                 

— Anonymous

匿名小天使点的是外送员吧唧和喜欢点外卖的甜心互相暗恋，吧唧发现甜心有一周没有点过吃的了后带着鸡汤上门找他了2333

When I think about this, it turns into a neighbors AU where they keep delivering food to the wrong house and Bucky keeps having to bring it over to him.

Greennie太太想的是邻居冬盾，然后每次甜心点的外卖都会被错送到吧唧家里。

Bucky probably disparages about how much take-out/fast food Steve eats and gripes about home-cooked meals and HEALTH and Steve probably finds it endearing, the way he seems so concerned.

Bucky可能会批评Steve喜欢吃外卖和快餐的不好习惯，然后啰嗦着家里的饭菜和健康的食物，Steve会觉得这很令人高兴，因为有种被关心的感觉。

And then one night, Bucky can’t take it anymore, so he asks Steve over for dinner – “a proper dinner, Rogers, there will fucking vegetables and you will fucking like it.” – and there’s a lot of flirting while Bucky is cooking and Bucky makes him taste-test stuff and Steve is just dying on the inside because Bucky is gorgeous and funny and smart and he can cook like nobody’s business.

某晚，Bucky终于受不了了，他把Steve叫过去吃晚餐——“真正合适的晚餐，Rogers，有蔬菜，而且你一定会喜欢的。”Bucky做饭的时候不停地调戏Steve，让Steve试菜什么的，后者几乎溺死在里面了，因为Bucky不仅长得好看，很有趣，还很聪明，而且做菜超好吃。

…actually, this would go really well with that Dom!Bucky/artist!Steve idea.（这是另一个脑洞，sub！Steve的）

Anyways, maybe Bucky says something super flirty while they’re cleaning up and Steve gets all blushy and self-deprecating and Bucky can’t take that, so he sidles on up to him, pressing him against the counter.

后来他们吃完在打扫的时候，Bucky说了相当露骨的调情话，Steve满脸通红着自嘲之类的。Bucky忍不住把Steve压在柜子边。

“’m gonna try something,” he says. “You just let me know if you don’t like it.”

“我想试一试。”他说，“如果你不喜欢的话就告诉我。”

He kisses Steve. It’s slow but there’s no hesitation, just letting Steve decide if he wants it, and Steve wants it. He wants it a lot. He makes a plaintive little sound and presses closer and that’s it, game over. 他吻住Steve。亲吻很缓慢但毫无犹豫，他让Steve决定后者是否想要。Steve非常想。他发出一声小小的轻哼然后贴得更近。试探游戏结束。

They’re grabbing at each other, trying to get as close as possible, the kiss turning slick and hungry, weeks of pent-up sexual frustration and want finally bubbling to the surface, taking over.

他们抓着对方试图尽可能地贴在对方身上，亲吻也变得饥渴起来，水声啧啧。压抑了几个星期的冲动与渴望浮出了水面，占领了他们的思想。

They stumble their way to the bedroom, the washing up completely forgotten, and Steve finds out that night that Bucky fucks better than he cooks, which is saying something. 

他们跌跌撞撞地走向卧室，完全忘记了还没洗完的碗，Steve发现Bucky操人的本事比做饭更棒，这相当有意义。

He falls asleep that night completely fucked up, his entire body sore and tingling, Bucky pressed up against him, arm thrown over Steve to hold him close.

他那晚睡得不是很好，全身酸痛。Bucky的手搭在Steve身上把他抱得紧紧的。

Bucky is a Class A cuddler, too. Steve is in heaven.

Bucky的怀抱也是A级棒。Steve感觉自己置身天堂。

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我……的……天……哪！好辣的AU！好想看后续！呜呜呜！好开心，这两天看的设定小混混吧唧和医生盾的文也好赞，本来都没有想到会有肉，但是医生盾超级主动的呜呜！主动趴在床上，主动贴在墙上，主动趴在办公桌上，真是太辣了！（如果有人想看的话，名字是First,Do No Harm by BarqueBatch 和SkyisGray，地址是ao3，文章编号2153814,7w多字，看完了，结尾有点虐，但是是HE，happy ending，不是H ending！）